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21 Oct 14 at 12 am

dietcrush:

wow I can’t believe that Texas is nearly as big as the entire continental United States including Texas

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dietcrush:

wow I can’t believe that Texas is nearly as big as the entire continental United States including Texas
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20 Oct 14 at 7 pm

Julien Smith, The Flinch

(Source: larmoyante, via yesdarlingido)

tags: quotes 

"You don’t know anyone at the party, so you don’t want to go. You don’t like cottage cheese, so you haven’t eaten it in years. This is your choice, of course, but don’t kid yourself: it’s also the flinch. Your personality is not set in stone. You may think a morning coffee is the most enjoyable thing in the world, but it’s really just a habit. Thirty days without it, and you would be fine. You think you have a soul mate, but in fact you could have had any number of spouses. You would have evolved differently, but been just as happy.

You can change what you want about yourself at any time. You see yourself as someone who can’t write or play an instrument, who gives in to temptation or makes bad decisions, but that’s really not you. It’s not ingrained. It’s not your personality. Your personality is something else, something deeper than just preferences, and these details on the surface, you can change anytime you like.

If it is useful to do so, you must abandon your identity and start again. Sometimes, it’s the only way.

Set fire to your old self. It’s not needed here. It’s too busy shopping, gossiping about others, and watching days go by and asking why you haven’t gotten as far as you’d like. This old self will die and be forgotten by all but family, and replaced by someone who makes a difference.

Your new self is not like that. Your new self is the Great Chicago Fire—overwhelming, overpowering, and destroying everything that isn’t necessary."

totalhunk:

i’m not gonna accuse shia labeouf of being a serial murderer, but i’m also not gonna take him up on any offers to go night fishing in alaska

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notkatniss:

I’m so relieved that Quentin Tarantino is a filmmaker and not a serial killer

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tastefullyoffensive:

[mandatoryrollercoaster]
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20 Oct 14 at 7 pm

muslimmafia:

I AM OBSESSED EWITH THIS

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muslimmafia:

I AM OBSESSED EWITH THIS
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20 Oct 14 at 7 pm

alternativepartyidea099:

brooksbrothersrepublican:

Father and Son.

41 and 43.

how is he his dad but two years younger

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alternativepartyidea099:

brooksbrothersrepublican:

Father and Son.
41 and 43.

how is he his dad but two years younger

passthatversayseee:

passthatversayseee:

"im angelina, you jennifer. come on bitch you see where brad at?" was the most unnecessary way to start a song like jennifer probably snapped her pink friday deluxe edition cd in half and threw it away at that moment

andd no doubt angelina was like

image

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spookyphernelia:

if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.

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